Caution

[alt_draco]

Note to all:

Might want to avoid Weasley at dinner if you can. He may still be belching up the slugs that he apparently dines on for breakfast.

Comments

[alt_hermione]

No, Mr Marvolo. I'm sorry. Mr Weasley and I got invited to tea with Professor Brutka. Of course, Mr Weasley couldn't drink much tea because of the slugs, but Professor Brutka said we should stay until he stopped having so many slugs, and I didn't like to disobey a professor.

[alt_harry]

Thats fine, Granger. After supper I come to the common room. I could use your help.

[alt_hydra]

You can write?

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

Yes, miss.

[alt_hydra]

How?

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

My mother taught me, Miss.

[alt_hydra]

So your Mummy must have been your human parent.

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

Both my parents are were human, Miss.

[alt_hydra]

But if your a mudblood then one of them should be a swine.

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

I don't know what you mean.

[alt_hydra]

Oh, maybe they never told you where you came from.

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

No, I came from my mother and father, and they were dentists in the camps, Miss.

[alt_harry]

Never tell me you think Mudbloods come from pigs!!

[alt_pansy]

Hydra, where did you get that from? Of course Granger had two human parents.

[alt_hydra]

It's what Mummy said a long time ago.

From,
Hydra

[alt_pansy]

Oh. Well, I don't know if your mum meant it like a metaphor or something, but that doesn't really happen in real life. I don't even think it's possible.

Mudbloods come from two Muggles.

[alt_draco]

You really can't tell when your Mother is having you on, can you?

ORDER ONLY

[alt_hermione]

I will not talk back to this cow! I won't do it, nobody can make me, I won't get in trouble over her being such a cow!!

Re: ORDER ONLY

[alt_hermione]

I wouldn't expect that she would say something so mean. She seemed nice. I thought maybe she was nice.

Re: ORDER ONLY

[alt_molly]

You were quite right not to snap at her, Hermione, dear. I'm pleased to see you exerting such self-control. But, hmm, it strikes me . . . it might be simple ignorance rather than maliciousness, I think. She was told something viciously untrue by her mother, and she believed it, yes. But I notice that she was quite willing to backtrack when Pansy Parkinson denied it. Interesting.

Yes, her mother is quite a dangerous woman, so you must be very wary. But perhaps we may not need to write the girl off entirely. There may be hope for her yet. It's perhaps too soon to tell.

[alt_pansy]

So he's alright then? Other than the slugs, that is?

[alt_hermione]

Yes, Miss Parkinson. He's all right now. I think maybe he's still burping up a few, but Professor Brutka said they should stop before bed-time.

[alt_pansy]

Good. And thanks.

[alt_neville]

He says that his mouth tastes dead awful, though.

[alt_pansy]

Well, I can't imagine that slugs would taste any better coming up than they would going down.