Caution

[alt_draco]

Note to all:

Might want to avoid Weasley at dinner if you can. He may still be belching up the slugs that he apparently dines on for breakfast.

Comments

[alt_hydra]

But if your a mudblood then one of them should be a swine.

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

I don't know what you mean.

[alt_hydra]

Oh, maybe they never told you where you came from.

From,
Hydra

[alt_hermione]

No, I came from my mother and father, and they were dentists in the camps, Miss.

[alt_harry]

Never tell me you think Mudbloods come from pigs!!

[alt_hydra]

I thought they did.
When a human mates with a swine you get a mudblood.

From,
Hydra

[alt_harry]

Don't be daft, Hydra, she was joking.

[alt_hydra]

Oh, you might be right.

From,
Hydra

[alt_pansy]

Hydra, where did you get that from? Of course Granger had two human parents.

[alt_hydra]

It's what Mummy said a long time ago.

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Hydra

[alt_pansy]

Oh. Well, I don't know if your mum meant it like a metaphor or something, but that doesn't really happen in real life. I don't even think it's possible.

Mudbloods come from two Muggles.

[alt_hydra]

Oh, well, I know that now.

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Hydra

[alt_pansy]

Well, good, I'm glad we got that sorted.

[alt_draco]

You really can't tell when your Mother is having you on, can you?

[alt_hydra]

Sometimes I can, and sometimes I can't!

From,
Hydra