A little helpful service

[alt_draco]

Since I reckon a few blokes are going to be feeling a bit regretful that they took so long to open up their eyes to the fact that dancing is neither naff nor poncy, I figure it might be helpful if we compiled a list of people who are still without a date, just to make it easier for them to find one another, if they so choose.

Because get this: dancing with a girl is actually the opposite of poncy, as it so happens.

Year 4
Ron Weasley
Zacharias Smith
Katrina Bundy
Linus Moon
Mandy Brocklehurst
Seamus Finnigan
Daphne Greengrass*
Michael Corner
Gregory Goyle
Vincent Crabbe
Millicent Bulstrode
Theodore Nott

Year 5 (here's where things get murky, as I really only know about goings-on in Slytherin)
Erasmus Croaker
Troy Derwent
Jack Sloper
Horace Moon
Nerea Gray
Vicky Frobisher
Anthony Rickett
Ogden Begy

Year 6
Alfred Montague
Cassandra Calderwood
Miles Bletchley
Duncan Inglebee
Feodor Gallez
Geoffrey Hooper
Kenneth Towler

Year 7
Agnes Wright
Barnabas Bole
Josephina Gamp
Maxine O'Flaherty
Gemma Bundy
Faemarina Anderson
Herbert Fleet
Welhelmina Rigg
Horus Diggle
Russell Cadwadaller
Karoline Moon**
Penelope Clearwater**

* Daphs is only on the list as a technicality.
** Technically on the list, but disqualified as they're both seeing blokes who are already out of the school.


Who else have I missed? I didn't include third-years, but some of them might be available. If anyone knows about the students from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang, you can add their names here, too.

Comments

Private message to Draco

[alt_sally_anne]

Milli would very much like to go with Greg, if he'd ask her. She doesn't want to do the asking. (Pansy tried to drop a hint but you know how Greg is. If she'd wrapped the hint around a brick and dropped it on his foot it might have worked a bit better.)

Anyway if you have a chance to shove Greg in that direction I'm sure Milli would appreciate it.

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_draco]

So you really do have a date, right? Because I kept your name off, but I thought I should...double check.

I'll see if I can bludgeon some sense into Greg, but unfortunately he's under the influence of Vince, who's currently touting Smith's whole "dancing is for shirt-lifters" philosophy.

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_sally_anne]

Yes, I really have a date!

I don't know what's wrong with some boys. You're right, dancing with a girl (when you're a boy) is about the last poncy thing ever.

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_draco]

Sorry, sorry, not trying to be rude. Just checking.

I reckon it depends on background and how you were raised. My parents went to dances and balls all the time when I was growing up, and I had to take classes in etiquette and deportment, which included dancing lessons. So it never seemed like a poncy sort of activity to me, not when men like my Father and the Lestrange brothers and Ari Baddock did it and seemed to enjoy it, too.

So Weasley, well, I reckon it makes sense he's never been exposed to that sort of thing. I'm more surprised about Smith, though.

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_sally_anne]

I know you're just checking -- sorry, I didn't mean to sound like I was snapping at you. Teddy thinks I made up a boyfriend and then I will pretend to get jilted on the day of the Ball so that I can go by myself and it will be because someone was a cad, not because I'm too much of a loser to get a date at all. Or at least he was saying that MAYBE that's what I was up to. I just

Did Smith have etiquette classes and the rest? It certainly doesn't show, if he did.

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_draco]

Teddy wanted to ask Hydra, did you know that? He was annoyed that Finch-Fletchley beat him to it. Or he seemed annoyed at first, but then he recovered right fast. It's hard to really get a peg on what Teddy cares about, sometimes. I don't see how anyone can really "make up" a date, though. There's not that many people in the school - unless they're counting on the foreigners to make things confusing and difficult to keep straight.

About Smith, I'd doubt it. He's pureblooded, but not in the cultured Wiltshire way. More in the "hole up in the North country and listen to quidditch on the wireless and drink lager" way.

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_sally_anne]

Ooh, I didn't know Teddy wanted to ask Hydra. Guess he should've been quicker about it, then! I don't think they'd suit, anyway.

That's about what I'd figured, about Smith.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

I heard a rumour Letchley asked Cassandra and she turned him down. Even the pureblood girls think he's a creep.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_neville]

Well, good, serves him right. I know that Evelyn has warned the girls in her year to steer clear of him.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_gredforge]

He hasn't been after her or anything, has he? Because we'd be happy to hex him or give our beater bats a workout if necessary. All in a good cause.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_neville]

No. He kind of gave her a weird look a couple of times, but she's stayed well away from him. And she's agreed she'll tell me if he tries anything. But he hasn't.

[alt_daphne]

Draco, thank you for putting this together.

Ron Weasley, Zacharias Smith, Linus Moon, Seamus Finnigan, Michael Corner, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, and Theodore Nott - what's wrong with you? Even if you don't have a sense of romance or one jot of rhythm, couldn't you at least look at the Ball as a school-wide event in which we are playing hosts to our foreign guests? From that angle, isn't it wise if you at least make an effort?

This is just like the play all over again.

I suppose Linus Moon and Theodore Nott deserve a little credit for at least having asked girls who already happened to have dates, and thus had to turn them down.

Private message to Daphne

[alt_sally_anne]

Who'd Linus Moon ask?

Re: Private message to Daphne

[alt_daphne]

He asked Morag, but she had already said yes to Eddie Carmichael.

Re: Private message to Daphne

[alt_sally_anne]

Oh, how nice for Morag to have two boys after her! She used to be convinced that she was clumsy and unattractive. (And, well, she's still clumsy, although she's getting better. But she was always pretty.)

Re: Private message to Daphne

[alt_daphne]

Well, neither Moon nor Carmichael are the most fetching too look at, but they're both very nice, even if Moon can be sort of gormless, especially for someone who gets good marks. Still, Eddie's a fifth year, so good for her!

[alt_padma]

Smith will be lucky if anyone takes him seriously after acting such a pillock.

Who'd want to go with a boy who's just going to refuse to dance? Honestly.

[alt_daphne]

Perhaps he's embarrassed because he's not particularly coordinated? But then there's those classes in remedial dance and etiquette that are being offered, so there's really no excuse!

[alt_ron]

It's not the same as the play at all, is it? I tried out for the play and did my part.

Only this is dancing.

Are you saying we ought to all be taking foreign girls? Which of them hasn't been asked yet?

[alt_daphne]

Oh, you know I meant Smith. He was the one that kept jarveying on about plays last year. I agree, you did do your part.

You don't have to take a foreign girl; I think it's more important to be supportive of the idea itself as a student representative of Hogwarts.

Do you want me to help you find a date? I wouldn't object.

Private Message to Daphne Greengrass

[alt_ron]

Erm. D'you know anyone good who hasn't been asked yet?

I mean, not Bullstrode, all right? I know you room with her and all, but, yeah.

It'd be all right if it was one of the foreign ones cause they're leav, but not that one Durmstrang witch with the one eyebrow and the birthmark.

Re: Private Message to Daphne Greengrass

[alt_daphne]

Millie doesn't want to go with you, she wants to go with Greg.

So, tell me more about what you consider "someone good." Do you like blondes or brunettes? Tall or short? Ample chested or slight? Talkative or stoic? Curly or straight?

Re: Private Message to Daphne Greengrass

[alt_ron]

Uh.

Y'know, on second thought, I think I'll just work on this myself.
 
 
 
Er. Thanks, though.

Re: Private Message to Daphne Greengrass

[alt_daphne]

Oh, Ronald, you disappoint me.

[alt_daphne]

Oh, and you can remove my name, as well as Barney's.

[alt_draco]

You asked him to go with you, then?

A seventh year, Daphs? Good show. Quidditch player, too.

[alt_daphne]

I did, and he happily accepted. Cheers!

[alt_padma]

I did a little asking about after you posted this.

I'm not sure who Delacour's going with, no one in Beauxbatons seems to know. Archimbault's asked Anderson, just last night. Toubon means to ask Calderwood, I think. I'm pretty sure everyone else from Beauxbatons has dates.

Oh, and someone said this morning that Poliakoff and Tupolov are still looking for girls to ask. Poliakoff might have better luck if he'd make sure he hasn't spilled something on his robes before asking anyone.

And if any boys are looking for girls, I heard Katla Knopf is still available. If you dare to ask her!

[alt_draco]

Cheers, Padma. Say, which one is Katla Knopf again?

Is that really all the foreigners who are left? That still leaves a lot Hogwarts students without dates, but then I suppose if they just ask each other, problem solved.

[alt_padma]

Knopf is the one who looks like she could be Goyle's cousin or something. I swear she might have been able to swim here on her own if they hadn't had a ship.

And I guess a couple of them were already dating (like Ivanovich and Alexandrova) and there's at least one pair where one of them is from Durmstrang and the other from Beauxbatons.

I think Evgeni might still be waiting to figure out who to ask as well.

But after all there's only a week to go, or nearly!

Has anyone heard who's playing yet?

[alt_draco]

Father knows who's playing, but he hasn't even told me. It's all meant to be a surprise.