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[alt_draco]

If anyone seriously has a problem with the items I stole yesterday, then why don't you try talking to me about it, instead of lying it on other people's doorsteps, like those belonging to Mrs. Longbottom and Sirius?

If you find that I sent you something that doesn't suit you, then please feel free to do with it whatever you like. Throw it in the rubbish, turn it into an elaborate candle-holder, or, if you like lining the pockets of Protectorate-worshipping purebloods, then send it back to the shopkeeper I stole it from.

Though I very much doubt you'll be sending back any of the wands, tents, potions ingredients, brooms or other items you categorise as 'acceptable' to steal.

And just so we're clear: I didn't harm or hurt anyone during my excursion. Even though I did see Isadora Rowle in the Harrod's beauty department and consider it an opportunity that I regret not taking.

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Private message to Draco

[alt_sally_anne]

You'll get no complaints from me. I positively adore my snake-crown-headdress (even though I'm going to take it to bits) and it's Lana's family that owns Harrods, any money out of her family's pockets is fine with me. (Although I suppose this came from a jewelry store? whatever. I'm sure you wouldn't have stolen from anyone who didn't deserve it.)

Re: Private message to Draco

[alt_draco]

It came from a shop called Amuse-Bouche, which seems to cater to purebloods who want to accessorise with something unusual and expensive without taking the trouble to, say, hunt down a genuine Egyptian Headdress.

No one's slapping me on the wand, exactly. But certain people are unhappy that I didn't announce my plans to everyone first. You know, bypassing those mandatory hand-wringing bits.