Private message to Harry Marvolo and Hermione Granger

[alt_draco]

Okay, I've been looking at this thing all day waiting for something to happen. I know you said it was for secret messages, Harry, but what sort, exactly?

Are we meant to use it to take the mick on Bumbridge behind her (huge) back?

Or - Granger, since you helped come up with it, does that mean were meant to use it to summon her to us with fresh biccies and tea and things?

No, somehow I doubt that.

So Pansy's got one and Sally Anne and Hydra and who all else, exactly?

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[alt_draco]

Oh, brilliant. Him again.

And I already knew that about Pansy and Harry, of course.

So, what. How did everyone figure THAT out about each other when I wasn't paying attention?

[alt_hermione]

I really think you're making this more complicated than it is.

They're all mates. They all socialise outside of lessons, through one connection or another.

That's really all there is to it. But if you want to know more you should ask Miss Parkinson.

[alt_draco]

I socialise with all sorts of people in this school and I only trust two of them.

So yeah, I think I will ask her.