I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_draco]

Harry and I took the cloak to Bumbridge's office. We were in the middle of ransacking the place when my Father showed up with Professor Dolohov and Crouch. Now they're ransacking the place.

In case further explanation is required:

- Cloak, barely large enough to fit both of us these days.
- Budged up against a cupboard that they're probably going to search, eventually.
- Do I need to say more?

Comments

[alt_draco]

Ugh, I'm all sweaty now. And I smell like Harry.

I hope none of them are suspicious about all that fawning and arse-kissing.

[alt_sally_anne]

Don't you prefects have a really fancy bathroom where you can take baths in magic rainbow-coloured bubbles or something like that? Or do only girls get that? Daphne was telling us about it in the autumn.

Anyway I don't think they'll be suspicious unless you took anything that they were expecting to find. Did you find anything interesting?

[alt_draco]

We can have magic rainbow-coloured bubbles if we want them, yes. I don't typically bother with the colours, though.

A load of parchments. Looks like they're about "expendable people." There isn't much in the way of specifics but there are a few extra notes about Finch-Fletchley and Lovegood.

[alt_ron]

Hang on. Really?

What do they say?

[alt_sally_anne]

They thought Justin was expendable? After he defected?

Who was she writing about this to?

[alt_luna]

Notes about me?!

My goodness. I'd like to see what they say. Would you allow me to see them?

Why was she keeping notes about me?

[alt_harry]

See, now, I thought you were smelling extra wonderful tonight and couldn't quite figure out why. And now I know.

[alt_draco]

Uh-huh. Why does nearly escaping dire trouble always leave you in especially good humour, is what I'd like to know.

Must be a Gryffindor defect.

[alt_ron]

Oi!

[alt_draco]

Calm down. I've read back and seen how Sally Anne makes multiple digs at Gryffindors over the years. If you can get used to it from her, you can get used to it from me.

[alt_ron]

Yeah. Let's just say you're no Sally Anne.

[alt_draco]

I'm glad you can tell the difference.

[alt_ron]

...

Yeah, I can't even write what that-

nevermind.

[alt_harry]

I have no defects! I am a Beacon on a Hill.

Who smells fabulous.

[alt_draco]

See?

It's like he's drunk on mischief.

[alt_ron]

A proper appreciation for the art!