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[alt_draco]

The castle's secret room has conjured up a full bar and I've been practising making every cocktail that Russell Faust himself has ever served at the Elysian.

This includes the members' favourites, like Cad Mulciber's Vauxhall single malt (neat), Cal Pummel's lager, Pandora Baddock's vodka martini (up with a twist), and Rowle's pimm's cup (in summer, hot toddy in winter), and on and on and on.

I'm going to start living as Faust tomorrow, so this evening I'm running a final test of my bar skills and memory. If anyone wants to come by the secret room and pretend to be a thirsty pureblood twat, I'm sure it would help me out a great deal. I should note in advance that I'll be in full polyjuice or the occasion, and Russell Faust will be standing by to observe.

Comments

[alt_ron]

I'm in. If Pansy's getting pissed, I want to be there!


D'you know how to measure a Morgana's Merkin?

[alt_draco]

Is that an actual drink or the opening of a filthy joke?

[alt_ron]

Probably both, now you mention it.

It's a real drink some of the Auror blokes liked. Smells manky, but gets you proper pissed.

[alt_draco]

Really? It's not on Faust's list. What's in it?

Or you can just show me tonight, if that's better.

[alt_ron]

Bunch of different kinds of bitters and some sort of digestive that looks like chocolate syrup but smells of feet, mixed with vermouth and brandy.

All I know is it tastes better than this other thing Catchlove was always ordering called a Manky Hanky.


Gives you an idea what that training was like.

[alt_draco]

Lad's humour, you mean. Yeah, I reckon I'll be party to loads of that at Elysian, despite the fact that there are women who are members. And from my position as Faust, expected to respond with quiet and nearly undetectable approval.

[alt_ron]

You know, I don't have the slightest worry about you pulling that off.

Me, they'd find out in the first half hour.