What? But I want America, where they supposedly have charms to make your hair lighter and your teeth straighter and your bristols bigger. Not that I want lighter hair, or bristols...wouldn't mind straighter teeth. Just right there on the bottom ones.

Funny to think about a place like that, America. Muggleborns go to the same schools as everyone else. We'd be classmates.
Maybe even I mean, you're right. They'd never let someone write something like that here.

I'd like to read them anyway.

And oh, I'll have to go see Raz in his office for more details. All I know now is that my father made some kind of statement about Avery's death at court today. Not sure I want to think further as to why.