Disturbances

[alt_draco]

Does anyone know if the colder whether has changed the air quality of the castle? It seems awfully hard to breathe around here lately. Sometimes when I talk there's a sort of whistle in my words. And also, the back of my neck always itches. I asked Harry to look and he says he doesn't see anything on my neck but it itches like mad sometimes, it really does. Maybe its the shower water that comes out of that gargoyle's mouth. That gargoyle looks like it hasn't been cleaned in centurys, and its teeth are practically black. Its a disgrace, really. Someone ought to speak to the house elves. Oh, I know Hogwarts is supposed to have the best elves in all the land but how often does an ancient castle really get a good, deep cleaning?


On the bright side of things, its only fifteen days and a few hours until we leave for the hols.

Comments

[alt_draco]

Really? Well, theres an idea. Tell him to really get inside its mouth or snout, or whatever the part is that the water comes from.

Where does our bath water come from? You don't think it comes out of the lake, do you?

[alt_harry]

Not without being filtered it can't be!!

Ill tell him, he'll be happy to have something other than boring ol laundry to do.

[alt_draco]

Even if they do filter it...that's where the giant squid does his wee.

Cheers for telling him, though. Tell him

[alt_pansy]

Oh, EW, Draco.

[alt_theodore]

Do squids wee?

[alt_sally_anne]

I think all animals do.